I didn’t know what types of movies I wanted to do. I want to do things that are different. I want to take my time with each role.

(Source: bckysoldier)


Expectation vs reality: tickle attacks

And Black Widow and Batman have the same powers and all you dudebros worship him but condemn her. So why do you sit down, cry in to your fedora, and shut the fuck up
My finishing line in an argument over whether Black Widow deserved a solo movie (via icrashedmycarintoumbridge)


mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

(Source: heteroh)




anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time


this is not what i want to be remembered for


a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable