My anaconda will consider it
the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes
um can you not?are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
we need an emergency fake dash in case any of our relatives suddenly demand to see what we do on tumblr
like you log in with the password “parent alert” and it takes you to a dash that’s just the wisdom of confucius and new yorkers dissing olive garden
we should have that
Use it well. Lets blast it so everyone can use it. Good luck.
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
what is it called when u kill a friend
seeing a post from one of your rare fandoms randomly appear on your dash
list of movies: Catch Me If You Can (2002)
"Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I’m trying my best not to be afraid."